One Smart Student

I have been in education for 27 years and this student answered the questions with common (and in a literal) sense. You have to admit the answers are in line with the questions. This quiz came from the internet and its origin is unknown to me, but I had to share it with our blog follower’s. It made me laugh and hope it does the same for you.

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

*at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to
build it?

*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete is very hard to crack.

Grannie’s Applesauce

Prep Time: 10 Min                   Cook Time: 20-25 Min                   Ready In: 30 Min

Severing: 4

This is by far the best applesauce recipe I’ve tried. It’s quick, easy and comes out perfect every time. I pretty much use whatever kind of apples I have around the house, granny smith, macintosh, fuji’s, empire, etc. Just remember the type of apples you use will determine how much sugar you will need. So always make sure to taste your apples before you go dumping sugar in. I have never had apples so tart where I had to add sugar to this recipe. I have however had them so sweet where I could have, should have, decreased the sugar a bit.

Ingredients

4 large apples (peeled, cored and diced into small pieces)
3/4 cup water
1/4 cup white sugar (or sugar substitute of your choice)
Sprinkle with cinnamon

Directions

In a medium saucepan combine apples, sugar and water. Cover and cook over medium heat for 20 to 25 minutes, or until apples are soft. Allow to cool for a few minutes then mash with a potato masher. Poor in bowl, sprinkle with cinnamon. Enjoy!
*This will thicken as you mash and stir and starts to cool.